So, kissing Nick Swisher wasn't enough for A.J. Burnett.

Now he has a hand in Swish's grooming!

Nick Swisher got a haircut this week, which might not be worth mentioning if it were anyone but Swisher. But Swisher does everything at high volume, with a witty line or two, and this was no different.

A. J. Burnett introduced him to a Toronto hair stylist Swisher called Zohan, after a blow-dryer-wielding character in an Adam Sandler movie. The haircut is short on the sides, spiky on the top and long — but not too long — in the back. He calls it a Swish-hawk, but Johnny Damon had another name for it: the Brian Boz, as in Bosworth, the 1980s linebacker with a distinctive haircut and little N.F.L. success.

(It's actually a very adorable haircut, though the description makes it sound half-mullet. It's a completely no mullet style.)

No doubt Swisher mentioned his desire for a new 'do to his teammates and if he did it while they were headed to Toronto then it would make perfect sense for A.J. to give him a recommendation as he played for the Blue Jays before signing onto the Yanks.

But I prefer to imagine an afternoon in which A.J. takes Swish out and stands over him with the hairstylist as they both ponder his adorableness and face structure before finally deciding on a new style for him. Swish is of course pleased and grateful. "Thanks, man. You're such a great friend!"

A.J.: Friends, right.
Swish: :D :D :D
A.J. *heartbreak*